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Old 04-12-2009, 04:52 AM   #1
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Stolen from Mayu

To start things off, have a crazy German woman being really fucking stupid.
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Old 04-12-2009, 10:35 AM   #2
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Mother harvesting dead son's sperm in an attempt to create some sort of bastard child
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Old 04-12-2009, 11:15 AM   #3
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That'll be one hell of a birds 'n' bees talk.
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Old 04-12-2009, 02:45 PM   #4
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That just sounds so fucking retarded to me.
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Old 04-12-2009, 02:56 PM   #5
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What in god's name?
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Old 04-15-2009, 02:55 PM   #6
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Man trashes aquarium store after expensive fish dies.

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Old 04-16-2009, 09:56 AM   #7
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I feel bad for all the fish he killed
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:20 AM   #8
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Jury nearly selected for trial in slaying of transgendered woman

Just horrible, horrible account. Sickening.
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:58 AM   #9
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Isn't "transgender" and "woman" mutually exclusive?
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:59 AM   #10
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Old 04-16-2009, 12:08 PM   #11
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I've seen longer. I think the other one was 6ft.
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Old 04-16-2009, 01:38 PM   #12
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I want one as a pet.
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Old 04-16-2009, 01:39 PM   #13
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Isn't "transgender" and "woman" mutually exclusive?
No.

Way to be uninformed.
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Old 04-16-2009, 02:03 PM   #14
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I want one as a pet.
They are so fun to hug!
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Old 04-16-2009, 02:07 PM   #15
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I want one as a pet.
Not all that hard to keep either, they're mainly detritivores and will eat just about anything. You'll just never see it in a proper setup.
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Old 04-16-2009, 02:11 PM   #16
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Old 04-16-2009, 02:29 PM   #17
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Permanent numbness... wow.
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Old 04-17-2009, 02:11 PM   #18
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Amazonian Ants learn to clone themselves

Edit: As in, get females out of unfertilised eggs. Just to clarify
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Old 04-17-2009, 02:22 PM   #19
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That's amazing. I bet a lot of women out there wish they could do the same thing.
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Old 04-17-2009, 06:17 PM   #20
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A life without sex. Poor things.
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Old 04-17-2009, 06:56 PM   #21
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A life without sex. Poor things.
Isn't that already the case for most ants anyway?
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Old 04-18-2009, 02:22 AM   #22
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The difference is that most ants are not clones with the exact DNA.

These sex-less ants all have identical genes, meaning a single disease can wipe it out. In a colony of clones, if one ant is susceptible to a parasite, they will all be susceptible. So if you're asexual, you normally don't last very long.

Maybe some natural ant-killing disease in the local area has somehow disappeared?
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Old 04-20-2009, 07:23 AM   #23
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Apparently, the Force works in mysterious ways.
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Man convicted in murder of transgendered teen:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/04/22/...ial/index.html

Apparently it's the first time in U.S. history that a state hate crime statute resulted in a conviction in a transgendered person's murder.
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Old 04-23-2009, 12:30 PM   #25
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Old 04-23-2009, 01:45 PM   #26
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Man convicted in murder of transgendered teen:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/04/22/...ial/index.html

Apparently it's the first time in U.S. history that a state hate crime statute resulted in a conviction in a transgendered person's murder.
At first I skipped over this article, but then I realized that I hadn't skipped it. I had been watching it all along on TruTV. The guy's defense was that it was an emotional time and he wasn't thinking clearly. Much like the crime of passion defense... which it says in there. Still. I didn't know he had beaten.. her with a fire extinguisher.

Crime of passion defense is a stupid as hell defense anyway.

"I don't think someone should get a lesser charge just because they didn't have proper anger management." Paraphrasing.
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Old 04-23-2009, 01:56 PM   #27
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I really don't like hate crime laws.
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I really don't like hate crime laws.
If you killed a man cause he was sleeping with your wife, you shouldn't get an extra 20 years for him being black.
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If you killed a man cause he was sleeping with your wife, you shouldn't get an extra 20 years for him being black.
That doesn't really apply to this case, though.
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Old 04-23-2009, 02:59 PM   #30
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That doesn't really apply to this case, though.
not a bit, but it sounds nice and informed.
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