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Old 07-13-2009, 02:32 PM   #1
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Old 07-13-2009, 02:40 PM   #2
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lol wut i just wach
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Old 07-13-2009, 02:41 PM   #3
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Uh... sure.
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Old 07-13-2009, 02:48 PM   #4
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I would be deaf if I had to walk around with that theme song playing at every start of the day.
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Old 07-13-2009, 02:50 PM   #5
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Old 07-13-2009, 04:24 PM   #6
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Yes.... if my life was an anime it would totally be that interesting..... and not at all still boring and with little meaning... >_>
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Old 07-13-2009, 05:18 PM   #7
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Bet they pull off the shadow clone-jutsu very well
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:56 PM   #8
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... huh... well, if that works for them...

On the plus side, nice use of Maximum The Hormone... I guess.
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Old 07-14-2009, 12:41 AM   #9
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If my life was an anime I'd be living an Azumanga Daioh-like existence
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:36 AM   #10
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If my life was like an anime I'd be adjusting my glasses and gesturing dramatically while giving a dark smile. Wait, I do that anyway because I am crazy.
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Old 07-14-2009, 07:46 AM   #11
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If life was an anime I wouldn't be the main character, I'd be the really tall guy everyone in the show is intimated by in the beginning but then come to find out I'm really a nice guy.
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Old 07-14-2009, 07:55 AM   #12
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If life was an anime I wouldn't be the main character, I'd be the really tall guy everyone in the show is intimated by in the beginning but then come to find out I'm really a nice guy.
Would birds perch on your gigantic man-fists and shoulders too, just to stress how nice you are? And you wouldn't smile or anything, you would just kind of stare blankly at the animals.
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Old 07-14-2009, 08:31 AM   #13
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If my life was an anime, I'd be that pervert who gets beaten up by women but is easily forgiven at the start of every episode.
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Old 07-14-2009, 09:04 AM   #14
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I bet your love interest would be a tsundere, Nuva.
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:31 PM   #15
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A maid tsundere.
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:38 PM   #16
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Soldiermaids.



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Old 07-17-2009, 05:17 AM   #17
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Guy gettin' hit with the sandwich was the best part.
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Old 07-17-2009, 05:31 AM   #18
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Yes! Generic anime OP! Cut to pan by sitting! Cut to pan by posing against wall! Cut to walking! Cut to pan by sitting with gun! Cut to pan by posing against wall with gun! Cut to walking with gun! Cut to pan by sitting with sword! Cut to pan by posing against wall with sword! Cut to walking with sword! Cut to group shot of cast! END!
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Old 07-17-2009, 02:48 PM   #19
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My life would be Yuri. I'm not sure how, but Yuri is hot.
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Old 01-29-2010, 06:07 PM   #20
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I did something similar to this with my roomie the other day in the midst of supreme boredom

http://www.viddler.com/explore/WolfyHopeless/videos/12/

Our own anime end credits.
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Old 01-29-2010, 06:09 PM   #21
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Soldiermaids.

Wow.
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Old 01-29-2010, 06:49 PM   #22
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I haven't watched the video. I'm sure I'd hate it.

But if my life was an anime It'd prolly be dubbed by 4Kids.
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Old 01-29-2010, 06:56 PM   #23
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I'd still be smoking if my life was an anime.

Has no consequences in that world.
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Old 01-29-2010, 09:45 PM   #24
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I'd have powers. It wouldn't be magical-girl, but it'd be actiony, and I'd have me some freaking powers.

Besides that, I think we all know what my anime would have lots and lots of.



...If we're talking real life then it'd probably be more like Azumanga mixed with Genshiken.
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Old 01-29-2010, 10:31 PM   #25
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If my life was an anime it would have a bass heavy hand full of songs that would start to play at inappropriate times.
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Old 01-29-2010, 10:34 PM   #26
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If my life was an anime it would be a shonen about efficiently cleaning theaters and telling jokes.
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Old 01-30-2010, 12:24 AM   #27
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If my life were an anime, it would be a string of non sensual events that actually somehow domino into a sensual understanding before starting over again.
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Old 01-30-2010, 12:53 AM   #28
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I don't think that's what sensual means.
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Old 01-30-2010, 03:43 AM   #29
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If my life was an anime it would be about our excursions that always take a turn for the worse.
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Old 01-30-2010, 06:34 AM   #30
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Guys I may only be 14 years old and inexperienced in the animation industry, but one day if I train hard enough I will be the greatest animator the world has ever known! Oh sure, the other, more learned animators laugh at me, telling me I need to accumulate vast amounts of knowledge skill over time, but I have talent! Talent, damn you! A mystical dragon of artistry roars inside me and is just waiting to reach the surface, and then one day, maybe in 90 or so episodes, like 4 or 5 seasons, after countless years of hard work, or at least until I'm 18 and still have my boyish good looks, I will challenge the great Keane-sama himself to an animation challenge of epic series-finaleing proportions.

Bosses I will meet along the way:

Messer Kikonan - my rival since we first met at animation camp. 10 times cooler than me and always 2 steps ahead. Could it be that...HE shall be my final challenge?

Simone Sweet Sweet Moriman - Greatest Canadian Flash animator in the world. I defeat her in like episode 3. She almost beat me but she had troubled watching the screen through her enormous rack.

Buster Fredricjohnston - American animator from the streets. He's only in it for the fame and pussy. Animation as you know is the most amazing thing in the entire world, followed by bread making and card games.

Korea - the entire country. I have to face them all for three episodes, leading up to the season two finale.

Koyuki Somi - Japanese Animation Director and final boss of season three. I won't spoil it, but it's fucking epic. The show really only goes downhill after this.

Shadow Me - In my darkest episode yet, I must face a shadow image of myself in direct combat, accumulating all of my flaws against me while mocking my tragic life tale of abandonment, abuse, and maybe abortion. I use the Megaton Hammer to beat him.

Messer Kikonan - Holy shit he is. And where did he get those wings?
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