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Old 01-08-2011, 08:53 AM   #1
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Default Fanboys Forum is really just a big western.

A stranger rode in to town one day
and entered the insane asylum
He laid out worn jokes upon the table
and got the shit kicked out of 'im.

Ridiculed, but allowed to stay
and with the law's gun pointed his way
it was obvious that staying was the only way
to satisfy his stubborn pride.

His reputation quickly formed
as he so happily absorbed the scorn
Yet another silly figure
in the town at large

He disappeared when the town did change
and was not to be seen again
until quite some time had passed
and without much fanfare, he resumed his place

Observing the streets, and lurking the buildings
he's still here
(with some humor and with some fear)
A friend to many, and he's got the bruises to prove it

So next time you see a presumed dumbass
repeating phrases with humor long passed
just set the mood and remember this dude:
the ongoing ballad of woopyfrood
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Old 01-08-2011, 09:14 AM   #2
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Howdy!
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Old 01-08-2011, 09:15 AM   #3
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Having trouble deciding whether this is supposed to be prose or not.
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Old 01-08-2011, 09:18 AM   #4
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Well, it's obviously not completely rhythmic. And does not have a steady rhyme scheme.
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Old 01-08-2011, 09:22 AM   #5
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Half the time you seem like you want to, then just say fuck it.
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Old 01-08-2011, 09:24 AM   #6
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Poetic bait and switch.
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Old 01-08-2011, 09:30 AM   #7
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Seems more like meandering to me, but it's still entertaining, I guess.
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Old 01-08-2011, 09:33 AM   #8
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Old 01-08-2011, 11:15 AM   #9
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We would be one big gay western.
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Old 01-08-2011, 11:25 AM   #10
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where we just make degrading comments and pee on each other
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Old 01-08-2011, 12:30 PM   #11
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Mmmm big gay westerns.
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Old 01-08-2011, 12:36 PM   #12
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This dick ain't big enough for the two of us
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Im sure I can find one that is.
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Old 01-08-2011, 06:24 PM   #14
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Showdown at High-Noon in Little Fanboys.
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Old 01-08-2011, 09:39 PM   #15
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If we're a western then I get to be a saloon gal. Yee haw!
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Old 01-08-2011, 09:55 PM   #16
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I need a spittoon and a poncho. Preferably an unsoiled one.
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Old 01-08-2011, 10:01 PM   #17
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Old 01-08-2011, 11:14 PM   #18
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Old 01-08-2011, 11:17 PM   #19
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Old 01-09-2011, 07:42 AM   #20
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I'll be goldie.

HEY GOLDIE!

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?

JUST ONE BIG SON OF A *WAH-EE-AH-EE-AHHHH!*
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Old 01-09-2011, 06:22 PM   #23
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Fuck you photobucket I hate you
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There.
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Old 01-09-2011, 07:37 PM   #25
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We should just have one big ol' gay rodeo

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There.
You missed your window of opportunity for snarkiness.

...Unless you are literally implying that my story's cool, Bro.
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Actually it was pretty cool. Good job.
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Old 01-11-2011, 11:47 AM   #29
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That was awful woopy and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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Don't listen to Slice, he's just angry.
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