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Old 09-28-2009, 01:47 PM   #1
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Default Hilariously Bad Ideas thread.

Because there's a difference between bad ideas, and bad art.

Also I'm a tool and just felt like making this.
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:27 PM   #2
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Okay, I'm thinking of something that was a hilariously bad idea. Can you guess it?
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:28 PM   #3
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"Making this thread"?
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:28 PM   #4
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Oh fuck I'm sorry


"What is 'making this thread'?"
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:29 PM   #5
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he wins the car!
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:30 PM   #6
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Fuck off Trebek, I wanted the cruise
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:51 PM   #7
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Is it just me or does every thread like this Inagi makes require said thread to be posted in it.
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:07 PM   #8
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Joining this forum.

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Old 09-28-2009, 03:16 PM   #9
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you don't know how right you are. you. in particular.
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:18 PM   #10
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:21 PM   #11
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:23 PM   #12
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:24 PM   #13
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This thread was made for burns
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:31 PM   #14
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And really, a lot of you don't seem to understand the difference between "hilariously bad ideas" and "hilariously bad art".
I was just being "that guy" when I made this.
Expected it to be deleted.

Cool to see I made something semi-useful, though.
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:41 PM   #15
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I couldn't figure out where to put this.
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Old 01-10-2012, 06:11 PM   #16
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Necroing threads
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Old 01-10-2012, 06:21 PM   #17
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Making this thr-oh, sorry Beev.
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Old 01-10-2012, 06:38 PM   #18
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I will necro all the threads, don't make me ;-;
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Old 01-11-2012, 06:14 AM   #19
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Oh fuck what
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Old 01-11-2012, 05:18 PM   #20
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This is almost ancient, way before my time and all, but damn. Impressive, Orangey.
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Old 01-11-2012, 08:30 PM   #21
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lmao i remember this, always thought it was gonna disappear instantly
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Old 01-21-2012, 12:50 PM   #22
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I always thought this was pretty bad, but I just noticed the t-shirt dude's wearing.

what the fuck even

so hardcore
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Old 02-15-2012, 05:11 AM   #23
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Alright, got up earlier than I needed, ate, and decided to take a short nap on the loveseat downstairs.

Normally, I don't dream, but I was thinking about those novelty plastic license plate tags that kids buy to put on their stuff because we encourage pretentious stuff early.

In this dream, NAMI and I were going to have sex. The consecutive letters N-A-M-I, as a sexual toy made of medical grade silicon. It was amazing, big letters, all in capitals, soft and yielding yet firm. I couldn't figure out what to do since there was no orifice, but I realized I could put it in the A-hole. Then I woke up.

So here's my bad idea:

Novelty Personalized Sex Toys. Buy a Replicator Machine to print 3D names in a special funpolymer, and use a 3D imagine program to build the name in conducive shapes! You can let people pick the font they want, specify lower-case/Capitals, even allow for a downloadable program where they create their own and submit the codes for you to print out.

Charge by time and consumables.

Whaddaya think, Sirs?
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Old 02-15-2012, 02:30 PM   #24
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Alright, got up earlier than I needed, ate, and decided to take a short nap on the loveseat downstairs.

Normally, I don't dream, but I was thinking about those novelty plastic license plate tags that kids buy to put on their stuff because we encourage pretentious stuff early.

In this dream, NAMI and I were going to have sex. The consecutive letters N-A-M-I, as a sexual toy made of medical grade silicon. It was amazing, big letters, all in capitals, soft and yielding yet firm. I couldn't figure out what to do since there was no orifice, but I realized I could put it in the A-hole. Then I woke up.

So here's my bad idea:

Novelty Personalized Sex Toys. Buy a Replicator Machine to print 3D names in a special funpolymer, and use a 3D imagine program to build the name in conducive shapes! You can let people pick the font they want, specify lower-case/Capitals, even allow for a downloadable program where they create their own and submit the codes for you to print out.

Charge by time and consumables.

Whaddaya think, Sirs?

Jesus. I have no words to accurately describe how much I love this post
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Old 02-15-2012, 03:10 PM   #25
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Orangey would be an easy word to sleep with...
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Old 02-15-2012, 03:59 PM   #26
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Old 02-15-2012, 05:04 PM   #27
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Orangey would be an easy word to sleep with...
Not as easy as POOKA. Look at that fine spacing! Why, there's four holes! Some big, some tight, and a hidden one between the K and the A! Invite a friend or two! No waiting!

And for the ladies, Cylindrical lettering!

P
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A

It's practically made for pleasure!
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Old 03-22-2012, 10:31 AM   #28
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New bad idea:

Many grocery stores are putting electronic locks on the wheels of shopping carts, with the idea that there is a line limiting the area that the wheel rotates freely. Once it crosses that line, the wheels lock and you can't push it off the property.

Some restaurants have these little blinking-shaking discs they hand out when there isn't enough room for your group to sit down and eat. When there is a table clear, they send out a signal and the disc buzzes/shakes/blinks.

One of the local gas stations offer giant mugs and memberships where you can come in and fill the mug for free if you buy the giant mug there.

Roll it all together:

Sell small drinking containers that aren't styrofoam or paper, rewashable, and nicely built. You buy the liquid, drink on premises, and give the mug back to be cleaned and reused. No different than a bar. Fit the mug with a shaking pendulum on the bottom, and lay the proper wiring outside so if the mug goes past a certain distance the mug rattles violently and the beverage goes everywhere.

I call it the "Swallow It Or Wear It" policy.

Now, folks might try to use the container once it stops rattling, which is why I'm thinking the chip should rattle for a specific amount of time and rattle again at random intervals. So it's really, really not worth the trouble to steal.

Also, have the counter fitted so a magnetic button holds down the mechanism and prevents it from tripping if the power goes out, or however this would work. Not taking any chances, HAHA!
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Old 03-22-2012, 11:49 AM   #29
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I call it the "Swallow It Or Wear It" policy.
I can't help but take this out of context
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Old 03-22-2012, 12:09 PM   #30
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Just as planned.
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