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Old 01-16-2014, 09:59 AM   #1021
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It did.

It's come full circle.

Like a wheel of cheese.
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Old 01-16-2014, 10:00 AM   #1022
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Like a wheel of cheese.

EDIT: Oh, fuck you for editing that in there.
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Old 01-16-2014, 10:02 AM   #1023
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I swear to God I didn't see you say it hahahaha. I clicked edit the second after I posted.
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Old 01-16-2014, 10:17 AM   #1024
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Well, Mallorie is Domiati this thread.
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Old 01-16-2014, 01:16 PM   #1025
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On milk:

[2:25:23 PM] Nami: BUY SOME ENSURE MILKSHAKES.
[2:25:25 PM] Nuva: Right, soy milk
[2:25:27 PM] Nuva: I love those

[2:25:42 PM] Nami: PRETEND YOU'RE AN OLD PERSON.
[2:25:46 PM] Nuva: I stopped drinking that stuff when apparently men can get affected by it
[2:25:51 PM] Mallorie: ...
[2:25:54 PM] Nami: That is so silly.
[2:25:54 PM] Mallorie: that's why you stopped?
[2:25:59 PM] Mallorie: YOU HAVE TO DRINK IT LITERALLY ALL DAY FOR LIKE
[2:26:00 PM] Mallorie: EVER
[2:26:02 PM] Mallorie: AND EVEN THEN
[2:26:06 PM] Mallorie: IT DOESN'T ALWAYS AFFECT MEN

[2:26:08 PM] Nuva: Not bright
[2:26:12 PM] Nuva: I wasn't bright

[2:26:14 PM] Nami: That is a ridiculous reason to stop, Nuva.
[2:26:16 PM] Nami: Besides.

[2:26:19 PM] Mallorie: ONE GUY GREW BREASTS
[2:26:20 PM] Nami: Think about the benefits.
[2:26:20 PM] Mallorie: ONE GUY
[2:26:27 PM] Mallorie: AND HE NURSED IT ALL DAY

[2:26:33 PM] Nami: You could get to second base without ever having to ice skate.
[2:26:38 PM] Mallorie: ^
[2:26:50 PM] Nuva: THe image of me sitting in a chair
[2:26:56 PM] Nuva: Breastfeeding

[2:26:56 PM] Mallorie: cradling your own breasts
[2:27:00 PM] Nami: Of course.
[2:27:06 PM] Nami: NOT fondling yourself.

[2:27:09 PM] Mallorie: where did you get a baby in this scenario
[2:27:09 PM] Nami: But breastfeeding.
[2:27:11 PM] Nami: Yes.
[2:27:15 PM] Nami: That is Nuva.

[2:27:20 PM] Nuva: Where else, the orphanage
[2:27:21 PM] Nami: I dunno.
[2:27:23 PM] Nami: But he needs to take it back.
[2:27:26 PM] Nami: Immediately.

[2:27:27 PM] Nuva: Or I stole one
[2:27:37 PM] Nuva: But it's tasted my milk
[2:27:42 PM] Nuva: Its parents won't take it back now

[2:27:45 PM] Mallorie: I can't handle this.
[2:27:50 PM] Nami: XD
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Old 01-21-2014, 09:17 PM   #1026
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[12:10:45 AM] Haven: Nuva, did you really put your mother's maiden name
[12:10:53 AM] Haven: because that kinda seems legit
[12:11:12 AM] Nuva: Haven its Mother's Maiden Name backwards
[12:11:24 AM] Haven: ...
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Old 01-21-2014, 09:25 PM   #1027
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For the record my only purpose in asking was to confirm whether it was really fake or not.

I knew it was fake, I just didn't know how obvious it was.
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Old 01-22-2014, 09:23 AM   #1028
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Yo Haven someone wrote "elbillug" on the ceiling
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Old 01-22-2014, 09:41 AM   #1029
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Soy milk sucks.
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Old 01-22-2014, 09:54 AM   #1030
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I have no idea what any of this is about.
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Old 01-22-2014, 09:31 PM   #1031
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Yo Haven someone wrote "elbillug" on the ceiling
Next to it is red rum
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Yo Haven someone wrote "elbillug" on the ceiling
Yeah and there's "wow Lnoh" written next to it. I think it's upside down.
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Old 01-22-2014, 11:52 PM   #1033
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Haven, I feel like you've been told this before, but L doesn't look at all like an upside down r. I am sorry. It doesn't even face the right way. Sad, but tLue
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Old 01-23-2014, 04:50 AM   #1034
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Old 01-23-2014, 05:20 AM   #1035
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Ruuuu ruuuu
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Old 02-03-2014, 02:36 PM   #1036
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[3:41:17 PM] Khaled: Hey it ain't so bad being a guy
[3:41:18 PM] Khaled: It has its perks
[3:41:21 PM] Khaled: Like

[3:41:21 PM] Khaled: Um
[3:41:24 PM] Mallorie: i don't want to be a guy
[3:41:39 PM] Khaled: You're right, it completely sucks
[3:41:42 PM] Mallorie: yeah see you're floundering for perks
[3:41:55 PM] Khaled: Well I was going to say we don't have a time of the month but that felt really really inappropriate
[3:42:04 PM] Khaled: Lie
[3:42:06 PM] Khaled: Like*

[3:42:55 PM] Mallorie: what are you talking about the menstrual cycle is a holy wellspring of feminine power
[3:42:57 PM] Mallorie: down with the patriarchy

[3:43:02 PM] Khaled: Wait
[3:43:05 PM] Khaled: I mean
[3:43:07 PM] Khaled: Wait

[3:43:09 PM] Mallorie: hahahahaha
[3:43:25 PM] Khaled: Okay so wait, if given the opportunity
[3:43:41 PM] Khaled: Now I have to wonder, if like, we had the option that women could like drop having a period

[3:43:43 PM] Mallorie: ...
[3:43:47 PM] Mallorie: It's called birth control.

[3:43:47 PM] Khaled: WELL I MEAN
[3:43:48 PM] Khaled: SCI FI
[3:43:49 PM] Khaled: Oh
[3:43:50 PM] Khaled: I
[3:43:51 PM] Khaled: Feel stupid

[3:43:52 PM] Mallorie: That's what that does.
[3:43:53 PM] Mallorie: Wow.

[3:43:59 PM] Khaled: No like
[3:44:03 PM] Khaled: Without medication, I don't know
[3:44:05 PM] Khaled: Just all together
[3:44:10 PM] Khaled: Well, I mean
[3:44:14 PM] Khaled: The purpose but without the ah
[3:44:22 PM] Khaled: God, this is weird to phrase
[3:44:38 PM] Khaled: Biologically speaking, we keep the function, and remove the pain
[3:44:45 PM] Khaled: And no need for medication
[3:44:54 PM] Khaled: Just, like...Augmentated...um
[3:44:56 PM] Khaled: Ovaries.
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Old 02-03-2014, 08:18 PM   #1037
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AUGMENTED OVARIES. THERE IT IS.
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Old 02-04-2014, 05:19 AM   #1038
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Mal never asked for this.
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Old 02-07-2014, 02:10 PM   #1039
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[3:55:47 PM] Nami: THANK YOU I WILL SLEEP WELL OH GOD OH MY GOD
[3:56:25 PM] Nuva: What
[3:56:40 PM] Nuva: Did
[3:56:44 PM] Nuva: Did something happen to Nami there
[3:56:45 PM] Nuva: D:
[3:56:48 PM] Nuva: NAMS
[3:56:55 PM] Nuva: DID JESUS TAKE YOU AWAY INTO THE NIGHT?
[3:56:59 PM] Nuva: I MEAN AFTERNOON?
[3:57:21 PM] Nuva: Oh God leftover sphagetti has no right being this good microwaved
[3:57:21 PM] Nuva: Oh my God
[3:57:24 PM] Nuva: Ohmy
[3:57:40 PM] Nuva: It tastes better than when it was fresh WHY
[3:58:15 PM] Mallorie: it's just the way spaghetti is
[3:58:16 PM] Mallorie: NAMI
[3:58:29 PM] Nuva: NAMI!?
[3:58:30 PM] Nuva: NAMI
[3:58:43 PM] Nami: FUCKING WHAT GOD
[3:58:53 PM] Nuva: OH THANK GOD WAIT NO I TTHOUGHT HE KIDNAPPED YOU
[3:58:55 PM] Nuva: :c
[3:59:14 PM] Nami: Jesus is dead. He died like almost 2000 years ago.
[3:59:18 PM] Nami: I think I'm in the clear.
[3:59:25 PM] Nuva: But he came bac
[3:59:30 PM] Nuva: And apparently he's playing a real good game of hide and seek
[3:59:35 PM] Nuva: Cause I have no idea where he is
[3:59:36 PM] Mallorie: lmao
[3:59:36 PM] Nuva: Wait
[3:59:38 PM] Nuva: Wait
[3:59:39 PM] Nuva: A fucking
[3:59:40 PM] Nuva: Second
[3:59:46 PM] Nami: coming
[3:59:47 PM] Nuva: I actually have no idea what happened after Jesus came back and all
[3:59:49 PM] Nuva: XD
[3:59:50 PM] Nuva: XD
[3:59:51 PM] Nuva: Oh my God
[3:59:54 PM] Nami: Yes.
[3:59:56 PM] Nami: Your God.
[3:59:58 PM] Nami: Bow.
[4:00:06 PM] Nuva: STOP I CAN'T
[4:00:21 PM] Nuva: I'M GETTING SPIT IN MY SPHAGETTI
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[4:01:15 PM] Nuva: Okay okay SO LIKE
[4:01:20 PM] Nuva: IN ISLAMIC LORE JESUS FLEW UP INTO THE SKY
[4:01:25 PM] Nuva: WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTIAN JESUS?
[4:01:29 PM] Mallorie: same
[4:01:33 PM] Nuva: OH
[4:01:34 PM] Nuva: Oh
[4:01:34 PM] Nuva: Huh
[4:01:50 PM] Mallorie: yeah jesus was like "i'll be back in three days guys"
[4:01:59 PM] Mallorie: and then some disciples rolled away his tombstone to check
[4:02:06 PM] Mallorie: and this angel was chilling at the tomb
[4:02:13 PM] Mallorie: and he was like "he's gone, you guys. he told you."
[4:02:37 PM] Mallorie: and then the bandages were like lying on the table and they were like "Jesus is not here wow"
[4:02:40 PM] Nami: I warned you, bro.
[4:02:57 PM] Mallorie: and then they hid out in their disciple clubhouse and Jesus showed up
[4:03:00 PM] Nuva: SUCH IMPATIENT FAITH
[4:03:08 PM] Nuva: I would so watch this
[4:03:16 PM] Mallorie: and thomas was like
[4:03:22 PM] Mallorie: i cannot believe this
[4:03:23 PM] Mallorie: literally
[4:03:24 PM] Mallorie: i can't
[4:03:30 PM] Mallorie: and Jesus was like
[4:03:42 PM] Nami: He doubted that shit.
[4:03:42 PM] Mallorie: "oh well how about you check out these holes in my hands, Doubting Thomas"
[4:03:53 PM] Mallorie: and that is how Thomas got his nickname
[4:04:05 PM] Nuva: Oh that's just unfair mang
[4:04:15 PM] Mallorie: and then the disciples had some holy flames on their heads and Jesus flew back to heaven and he was like
[4:04:34 PM] Mallorie: "Alright now go tell everybody about me and I'll be chilling in heaven with God until the time is right"
[4:04:37 PM] Nuva: "I'mma come back with a sword in my mouth and we're gonna wrestle us some demons on armageddon"
[4:04:44 PM] Mallorie: "but Jesus how will we know"
[4:04:53 PM] Mallorie: "you won't."
[4:04:56 PM] Nuva: :|
[4:05:08 PM] Mallorie: and so now here we are waiting for Jesus to come back again
[4:05:09 PM] Mallorie: the end
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[2:16:36 PM] Nuva: And yeah, I've had a headache, I took a couple of pears to school to eat
[2:16:37 PM] Nuva: But
[2:16:48 PM] Nuva: Somebody slammed my backpack in the class and like
[2:16:56 PM] Nuva: The pears popped
[2:17:01 PM] Nami: Nuva.
[2:17:03 PM] Nami: FUCK.
[2:17:08 PM] Nami: What the FUCK is wrong with you.
[2:17:10 PM] Nuva: ?
[2:17:17 PM] Nami: Who even says the things that you say.
[2:17:19 PM] Nami: Goddamnit.
[2:17:21 PM] Nuva: What
[2:17:26 PM] Nuva: What?
[2:17:34 PM] Nami: [2:16 PM] Nuva: And yeah, I've had a headache, I took a couple of pears to school to eat
But
Somebody slammed my backpack in the class and like
The pears popped

[2:17:42 PM] Mallorie: [2:16 PM] Nuva: Wait
What?

[2:17:46 PM] Nami: So, my stomach hurt.
[2:17:49 PM] Nami: But it's okay.
[2:17:54 PM] Nami: 'Cause I was wearing shoes.
[2:17:56 PM] Nuva: Oh it was following Nami's thing about not listening to me
[2:18:10 PM] Nuva: And like, you said you'll try not listening to me despite a headache and I'm like, whaaaat
[2:18:18 PM] Nami: And then when I brought pork chops to the party at my friend's house.
[2:18:21 PM] Nami: I tripped.
[2:18:26 PM] Nami: And then I had apple sauce.
[2:18:31 PM] Nuva: What
[2:18:38 PM] Nami: THIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE EVERY DAY.
[2:18:43 PM] Nuva: But
[2:18:45 PM] Nuva: I mean
[2:18:47 PM] Nuva: That's what happened
[2:18:56 PM] Mallorie: [2:17 PM] Nuva: Oh it was following Nami's thing about not listening to me
And like, you said you'll try not listening to me despite a headache and I'm like, whaaaat

I meant i'll try doing physical activity.
[2:19:04 PM] Nuva: Oh!
[2:19:13 PM] Nuva: Oooooh
[2:19:22 PM] Nuva: That really doesn't make sense what I just said?
[2:19:30 PM] Nuva: Cause like, I mean
[2:19:35 PM] Nuva: They just exploded everywhere when I opened to eat
[2:19:37 PM] Nuva: I don't know
[2:19:38 PM] Nami: You had a headache, so you took pears to school.
[2:19:49 PM] Nami: And then someone bumped into your backpack and they popped.
[2:19:52 PM] Nuva: Oh
[2:19:54 PM] Nuva: I get it
[2:19:56 PM] Nuva: Fuck
[2:20:00 PM] Nami: Nevermind how weird the rest of it sounds.
[2:20:04 PM] Nami: What fucking pear pops?
[2:20:17 PM] Nuva: I feel like if you slam into anything hard enough it'll pop
[2:20:27 PM] Nami: Pears don't pop.
[2:20:44 PM] Nuva: Well, I mean, what is the proper verb for when they get slammed and just
[2:20:45 PM] Mallorie: maybe you are thinking of plums
[2:20:46 PM] Mallorie: or grapes
[2:20:52 PM] Nuva: Probably
[2:20:54 PM] Nami: Probably smashed.
[2:20:55 PM] Mallorie: because like
[2:20:57 PM] Nuva: Oh
[2:20:57 PM] Nami: or crushed.
[2:20:59 PM] Nuva: Smashed
[2:20:59 PM] Nuva: That's
[2:21:02 PM] Nuva: Actually
[2:21:02 PM] Mallorie: what kind of pear pops
[2:21:05 PM] Nuva: Better...
[2:21:10 PM] Nami: Maybe a rotten pear.
[2:21:12 PM] Mallorie: yeah
[2:21:15 PM] Nuva: I wouldn't be surprised
[2:21:15 PM] Mallorie: wouldn't surprise me, honestly
[2:21:18 PM] Nuva: Sis bought fucking bananas
[2:21:19 PM] Mallorie: nuva eating rotten pears
[2:21:20 PM] Nami: With Nuva.
[2:21:22 PM] Nami: Fermenting pears.
[2:21:23 PM] Nuva: And like
[2:21:25 PM] Nami: In his backpack.
[2:21:25 PM] Nuva: She keeps the pears
[2:21:26 PM] Nuva: HEY
[2:21:27 PM] Mallorie: Nuva IS a rotten pear.
[2:21:30 PM] Nuva: D:
[2:21:30 PM] Nuva: HEY NOW
[2:21:32 PM] Nami: XD
[2:21:36 PM] Mallorie: i hope someone pops you
[2:21:39 PM] Nuva: AH NO WHY D:
[2:21:41 PM] Nami: Like a pear.
[2:21:46 PM] Mallorie: in a backpack
[2:21:51 PM] Nami: ZING.
[2:21:53 PM] Nuva: HOW DID THIS ACCELERATE SO HARSHLY
[2:21:55 PM] Nami: FULL CIRCLE.
[2:22:11 PM] Mallorie: hahah can "Like a pear in a backpack" be a phrase used to describe when something is just utterly destroyed?
[2:22:18 PM] Mallorie: like man
[2:22:18 PM] Nuva: NO!?
[2:22:21 PM] Nami: XD!
[2:22:22 PM] Nami: YES.
[2:22:25 PM] Nami: YES.
[2:22:28 PM] Mallorie: that test wrecked me like a pear in a backpack
[2:22:34 PM] Nuva: ARGH
[2:22:36 PM] Nami: I was actually going to suggest exactly the same thing, but...
[2:22:40 PM] Mallorie: or like
[2:22:43 PM] Nami: ...instead with "popped like a pear".
[2:22:55 PM] Mallorie: The Seahawks popped the Broncos like a pear in a backpack
[2:23:00 PM] Nami: XD!
[2:23:01 PM] Nuva: HOW
[2:23:03 PM] Nami: Oh my God
[2:23:04 PM] Nuva: IS THIS HAPPENING
[2:23:11 PM] Nami: dying
[2:23:12 PM] Nuva: dkfnjdkfjdf
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Old 02-11-2014, 12:44 PM   #1041
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i am in school right now this is how i feel
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Sounds like we just popped your study plan like a pear in a backpack.
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i can't breathe and now the new girl at work thinks I'm weird
Nuva you ruined everything!
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Old 02-11-2014, 01:27 PM   #1044
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You popped your chance with her like a pear in a backpack.
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She was gonna think I was weird anyway, but
Not like this

Not like this
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Old 02-11-2014, 01:41 PM   #1046
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If it's any consolation, it's out of the way at least.
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Reading through this thread has me crying from laughing so hard.
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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/specia...5%88%86/photos
favorite trio. the best
why else do you think i put inigo and owain in so many comics
HerrDogma: I was wondering about that
Inferno: they're a trio! like...like a twix bar. cookie, caramel and chocolate. you gotta have all three.
i don't know which one would be which, but you get the idea
HerrDogma: I was wondering the twix thing until you explained you meant the ingredients
cause I was like
"Those come in twos"
Inferno: morgan can join in to a lesser extent
laurent and gerome keep to themselves
and yarne is just
i don't know with yarne
HerrDogma: when you say morgan can join in
My immediate
Inferno: don't
HerrDogma: IMMEDIATE
thought
is like they're having a threesome
Inferno: that's my son you're talking about
HerrDogma: And Morgan comes in all kawaii
And hes like
"Can I join in guys?"
Inferno: HIS FATHER IS IN THERE
HerrDogma: And they're usually like
"No nerd."
But every once in a while they're down for it
They're like "We need someone more cutesy."
"Owain has a new name for his penis that he has to try out."
Inferno: as soon as you said "immediate" i knew you were going to go there.
i knew it.
of -- of course owain would name his junk. of course.
HerrDogma: : 3c
Inferno: pointy demonspanker
HerrDogma: wut
Inferno: i think that's what lucina renames falchion
and owain is like "no. stop."
HerrDogma: Should call it Event Horizon
Owain's penis is named The Hunt for Red october
Inferno: but--dptd--why??
HerrDogma: Would you prefer Failure to Launch?
Or
The Rock
at least it's not
Face/off
Inferno: that...does owain suffer from ED or
HerrDogma: I can't eat cause I am dying over here
Inferno: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP THE THREESOME
HerrDogma: No, it's your reactions to the penises with the movie names
Inferno: well "failure to launch" has some pretty obvious implications
HerrDogma: Yeah that's the joke
It's a joke name
The funnier penis names are the ones that aren't complimentary
Inferno: that....is that a thing that guys do? you name your junk?
HerrDogma: Actually I don't know a single person IRL who has
Including myself
The joke is stemming specifically from Two Best Friends
Inferno: ohhhhhhhhhh. okay.
HerrDogma: There was some point they started talking about how they had to come up with penis names using movie names
One of them used Event Horizon
And I was like "okay, that's pretty good."
Inferno: Ragnell.
HerrDogma: I'd rather name my penis Gungnir
RAGNAROK
Inferno: mjolnir
HerrDogma: Man they have odd implications
Inferno: what are we even doing
HerrDogma: I picked Gungnir because it's a spear
Mjolnir just sounds like you can swing your dick around like a hammer and smash things
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