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Old 07-06-2009, 02:27 PM   #61
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My logs are too good for this forum.
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Old 07-06-2009, 02:27 PM   #62
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You're a cunt.
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Old 07-06-2009, 02:30 PM   #63
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My logs are too good for this forum.
They have to be more amazing than other logs that have been suggested. I've seen some of them. Give it a go, son.
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Old 07-08-2009, 04:53 PM   #64
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I just found this browsing through old things in my Livejournal and I lol'd. From the original IRC channel :

Catter> Jager and OJ is my favorite drink
Catter> Ever
Catter> EVER
Catter> JHre;glvfwe
Catter> That was me jizzing
Catter> EVERYWHERE
Addy> ...
inthesto> Catter, your jizz is an awful lot like random letters
Catter> Because I love jager so much
Catter> I know. I got a girl pregnant and she birthed a dictionary.
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Old 07-08-2009, 04:55 PM   #65
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Old 07-08-2009, 04:59 PM   #66
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Ok that made me laugh.
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Old 07-08-2009, 05:02 PM   #67
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Hahahahaha
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Old 07-08-2009, 05:04 PM   #68
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(5:39:31 PM) Sepp: Have any good jokes?
(5:40:04 PM) Veserius: what
(5:40:17 PM) Sepp: Any good jokes?
(5:40:26 PM) Veserius: I know just the site, give me a sec
(5:41:36 PM) Veserius: http://tinyurl.com/7vt8ot
(5:42:02 PM) Sepp: hahaha
(5:42:04 PM) Sepp: Thanks
I'm going through logs based on dice rolls
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Old 07-08-2009, 05:14 PM   #69
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Addy, that was really funny.
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Old 07-08-2009, 05:40 PM   #70
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I'm going through logs based on dice rolls
I laughed.
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Old 07-12-2009, 12:39 AM   #71
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(8:24:51 PM) Naff: I will stab you, you live 16 miles away
(8:26:12 PM) Veserius: Hah
(8:26:24 PM) Veserius: You couldn't stab a bunny
(8:27:06 PM) Naff: I could
(8:27:13 PM) Naff: But I think bunnies are cute
(8:27:23 PM) Naff: I don't think you're cute
(8:27:24 PM) Veserius: I'm cute too
(8:27:28 PM) Veserius: =<
(8:27:37 PM) Naff: OMG HAHAHA
(8:29:51 PM) Veserius: I so am
(8:30:05 PM) Naff: Hahahhaha
(8:30:07 PM) Naff: OMG
(8:30:09 PM) Naff: that's hilarious
(8:30:28 PM) Veserius: =<
(8:30:38 PM) Veserius: but beard!
(8:30:56 PM) Naff: pft
(8:31:02 PM) Naff: not even enough to save you blackie
(8:34:19 PM) Veserius: Spaz
(8:35:17 PM) Naff: pft I'm an adorable spaz
(8:35:42 PM) Veserius: Adorably retarded
(8:36:23 PM) Naff: no I meant look wise
(8:36:23 PM) Naff: You're mistaking me for you
(8:36:23 PM) Naff: when talking aout things that are adorable
(8:36:34 PM) Veserius: Yes look wise
(8:37:00 PM) Veserius: you look like you have some sort of gene damage
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Old 07-12-2009, 12:51 AM   #72
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>: I'm going to stab you, you live like 16 miles away and you told me how to break into your house.
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Old 07-12-2009, 06:22 AM   #73
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you told me how to break into your house.
That's true friendship
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Old 07-12-2009, 09:01 AM   #74
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I wish I had the log saved from when Catter and I talked about him breaking into every house in my town except mine.
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Old 07-12-2009, 09:13 AM   #75
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I wish I had that chat log from when Catter and I trolled Grieves.
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Old 07-12-2009, 09:14 AM   #76
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I wish I had a chatlog with Catter.
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Old 07-12-2009, 09:23 AM   #77
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(6:42:07 PM) Inthesto: Thank you for the update on your MSN buddy list
(6:42:22 PM) Veserius: It is highly important
(6:42:24 PM) Veserius: for you to know
(6:42:31 PM) Veserius: who I do and don't have added
(6:42:50 PM) Inthesto: Do you have T-Pain
(6:43:00 PM) Veserius: no
(6:43:18 PM) Inthesto: Well what the fuck

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(12:04:34 PM) Veserius: Umbrella Academy is a really good comic
(12:04:48 PM) Inthesto: Why do I want to read about a school for umbrellas
(12:04:57 PM) Inthesto: Are the parasols all outcasts
(12:05:07 PM) Veserius: Pretty much, especially the paper ones
(12:05:12 PM) Inthesto: Where do ponchos stand in the social ladder
(12:05:21 PM) Inthesto: Are trash bags with holes the poor black kids
(12:05:32 PM) Veserius: They aren't allowed to go do the academy
(12:05:45 PM) Veserius: to go to*
(12:06:49 PM) Inthesto: Hey what the hell
(12:06:50 PM) Inthesto: You lied
(12:09:21 PM) Veserius: Lets just call it a prevarication
(12:09:46 PM) Inthesto: Isn't that just a synonym for lying
(12:09:51 PM) Inthesto: That I learned in seventh grade
(12:09:57 PM) Veserius: maybe :<
(12:10:18 PM) Inthesto: YOU CANNOT PULL THE WOOL OVER MY EYES
(12:10:24 PM) Inthesto: I TOO AM A HUMANITIES STUDENT
(12:10:29 PM) Inthesto: Kind of
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(5:22:43 PM) Inthesto: wtf
(5:22:50 PM) Veserius: >:3
(5:23:16 PM) Inthesto: Man, I thought your Gabby spoof certificate expired
(5:25:59 PM) Veserius: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN ^_____________^;
(5:43:31 PM) Inthesto: I condemn you to fifty hours of tower defense flash games
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(6:54:00 PM) Inthesto: Fuck
(6:54:05 PM) Inthesto: Gimme iceburn.gif
(6:54:26 PM) Veserius: http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/9...burnfb9du0.gif
(6:54:38 PM) Inthesto: Thank you, heavy machine gun
(6:55:45 PM) Veserius: wait you asked for it to use on me
(6:55:47 PM) Veserius: what a dick
(6:55:59 PM) Inthesto: I didn't quite plan it that way
(6:56:06 PM) Inthesto: I just knew you had it and I didn't feel like digging it up myself
(7:04:25 PM) Veserius: You are still a dick
(7:05:02 PM) Inthesto: np
(9:40:25 PM) Veserius: fag
(9:41:36 PM) Inthesto: :(*
(9:41:49 PM) Inthesto: That's a pimple on my chin that grew from being so sad at being called a fag
(9:44:04 PM) Inthesto: Also, you made me pick the wrong color
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(12:58:25 AM) Inthesto: While I understand that you don't want to take advantage of my inebriated state, you should also realize that this is the only time that you can do this
OH MY :timid:
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Old 07-12-2009, 09:35 AM   #78
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SEQUEL

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(11:22 PM) inthesto: Do you have T-Pain added to your MSN yet
(116 PM) Veserius: no
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Old 07-12-2009, 09:36 AM   #79
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It's like he's raising his paws.
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:44 AM   #80
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I'm tired and this made me laugh.

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(9:07:50 AM) Veserius: I like how people on Fanboys
(9:07:55 AM) Veserius: act like till a game comes out
(9:08:02 AM) Veserius: on some sort of compilation
(9:08:07 AM) Veserius: or as a download
(9:08:10 AM) Veserius: on a console
(9:08:17 AM) Veserius: it is literally impossible for them to play it
(9:13:41 AM) Inthesto: Maybe they were cursed by a wizard
(9:13:54 AM) Veserius: good point
(9:14:01 AM) Veserius: I hadn't taken that possiblity into account
(9:14:08 AM) Inthesto: You rarely do
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Old 07-20-2009, 05:00 AM   #81
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after a chat with a buddy about how he cheated on his gf with an ugly chick:

Pat: Sorry guys. I guess I was thinking with my penis...
Hein: well I guess your penis must have down's syndrome.
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Old 07-20-2009, 10:48 AM   #82
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I'm disappointed, Ves. There wasn't anything awesome about that at all. Matter of fact, you were damn near incoherent.
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:01 PM   #83
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The conversation had to do with how one of those game compilation disks was coming out, and there was also a thread about something coming out on Virtual Console and people were like "I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS TO PLAY THIS AND FINALLY HAVE THE CHANCE!" when the games were readily available over ebay for cheap, and as ROMs

Also I stopped looking at my logs cause I ran into shitty stuff and ended up depressing myself.
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Old 07-20-2009, 06:01 PM   #84
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*in a virtual shooting range*

Blue says OOCly, "Well it's just training. They're not firing real rounds at you. That'd just be sick and twisted and a plotline for a whole different run."

You say OOCly, "Where Moriarty appears and wreaks havoc on Seattle?"

Blue says OOCly, "Indeed, Mr Picard."
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This one wasn't so much awesome as awkward, and it shows off how terrible a conversationalist I am.

My Friend: I'm eating a steak chimichanga, and my mom is going to court because my cousin used her stolen id when she got arrested for shoplifting.
Me: I see.
My Friend: Oh, and she's dead.
Me: What?!~
My Friend: My cousin.
Me: oh...
My friend: So, yeah, this might be hard to get out of.
Me: Yeah, probably.
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Old 07-21-2009, 07:33 PM   #85
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Quote:
Erik says:
Birdo is a girl you silly boy
Scoffee says:
No he isnt
Erik says:
I SEE NO PENIS
Scoffee says:
YOU DONT SEE MARIO'S DICK AND HE'S A GUY
Erik says:
he wears pants
Scoffee says:
Yeah
What about Yoshi then?
Or Bowser
Or all the Koopas
Erik says:
SHEATH
Scoffee says:
BIRDO IS A GUY AND HIS NAME ISNT BIRDO
Its Catherine
Erik says:
oh
so he's gay or Johnny Cash's brother
Scoffee says:
No he isnt gay, or related to Johnny Cash
But he likes pretending to be a woman
Erik says:
those kind of guys are rare
Scoffee says:
Try telling that to the guys who made it
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Old 07-21-2009, 07:36 PM   #86
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That's so awesome.
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Old 07-21-2009, 09:23 PM   #87
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(6:30:23 PM) Johnny: How is the power to increase your tit size a useful super power
(6:30:25 PM) Johnny: how does that beat anyone
(6:30:57 PM) Veserius: her breasts have hypnotic abilities
(6:31:07 PM) Veserius: that increase in power with how big she makes them
(6:31:22 PM) Johnny: : |
(6:31:25 PM) Johnny: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
(6:31:50 PM) Johnny: This is blatantly calling your fanbase eternal virgin nerds
(6:35:22 PM) Veserius: pretty much
^ this is an actual super villain.
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Old 07-21-2009, 09:31 PM   #88
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<Shadownhero> MY SON LOST HIS ARM SO I HELP HIM FAP
<SgtEagleFort> shiiit mang
<LadyDrei> My son lost both his arms.
<SgtEagleFort> my son lost both his arms
<LadyDrei> Well shit.
<SgtEagleFort> I bought him a gun
<SgtEagleFort> the irony is he can't use it
<SgtEagleFort> without arms
Based off some Yahoo Answers question we found where a mother asked if she should tell her husband that she's been jerking off her son since he's limbless.
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Old 07-21-2009, 09:33 PM   #89
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"...Mom, could you do me a big favor...?"
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"Well son, it's not really that big a favor."
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