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Old 06-11-2009, 03:46 PM   #31
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My name's Fecker. I get my cheap kicks outta destroying a girl's trust and showing her cider-induced typos to the world.


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maybe you shouldn't be such a sloppy drunk
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:02 PM   #32
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There is nothing sloppy about good quality, authentic Somerset cider, sir! What on Earth do you take me for?
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:14 PM   #33
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There is nothing sloppy about good quality, authentic Somerset cider, sir! What on Earth do you take me for?
A sloppy drunk, obviously.
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Old 06-11-2009, 05:25 PM   #34
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Clearly!

Nah, I'm always a lazy typer when it comes to online conversations. I tend to up the effort depending on who I talk to and how worthy they are of my attention. Ahem. ;)

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Old 06-11-2009, 05:28 PM   #35
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So I am clearly "worthy"
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DOOM: heheh
mmm fleece
i have a fleece fetish
John: Afro-Gunso!
goddammit
DOOM: i would have sex with this fleece blanket or that hoody over there
John: you're making me feel all squeemish
moar
DOOM: i am doing my best
John: i have a squeemish fettish
DOOM: that is most nomable
John: you're just turning me on
DOOM: i was going to say "i have a turning-john-on fetish"
but then i realized what a poor choice of words that would be
John: lol
we have complimentary fettishes
is there possible fornications between us in the future?
DOOM: no.
John: fuck
DOOM: whatever else i may have, i have no john fetish
John: then your offers were merely lies
DOOM: yes
John: you have led me on!
DOOM: and turned you on
don't forget that
John: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
you hack!
you lackluster wannabe!
DOOM: i haxored you
John: you're nothing but a creep!
DOOM: yes
Hi, I'm John.
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:53 AM   #37
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DWNoo9: I like Outback. >>
zomgaddy: I've never been to one!
DWNoo9: Loser.
zomgaddy:
zomgaddy: We almost went the first night I was in Appleton
DWNoo9: We will go to one someday. You shoulda.
zomgaddy: But we also "almost went" to like 20 other places
zomgaddy: I look forward to it. c:
DWNoo9: That's because you don't know I'm going to eat your food yet.
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Old 07-04-2009, 09:16 AM   #38
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I'm looking for good stuff. I have like two years worth of logs, so.

This made me laugh, though:

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[01:30] JohnnythePirate: I wonder if I can land a bag tomorrow when I get Gears 2.
[01:30] Nami: The Mirror's Edge one?
[01:30] JohnnythePirate: yeah
[01:30] Nami: Worth a shot. Catter works at GameStop and says that Fuu shouldn't have gotten the bag until release.
[01:31] Nami: So here's holding out hope.
[01:31] Nami: Though, I don't have much faith in GameStop at this point.
[01:31] Nami: HA!
[01:31] Nami: GET IT!?
[01:31] JohnnythePirate: I wanted a Harvest Moon cow :C
[01:31] Nami: FAITH!
[01:31] Nami: ...
[01:31] JohnnythePirate: You should take your money somewhere else
[01:31] JohnnythePirate: Like to Hitler
[01:31] JohnnythePirate: or Joseph Stalin
[01:32] JohnnythePirate: Joseph Stalin isn't a place, but it should be
[01:32] Nami: Joseph Stalin's Diner.
[01:33] Nami: They put ketchup on EVERYTHING.
[01:33] Nami: But an equal amount of ketchup for everyone.
[01:33] JohnnythePirate: I ordered a medium rare steak. Why is the chef stallin? 8D
[01:33] Nami: XD
[01:33] Nami: You're so lame.
[01:33] JohnnythePirate: And you love it 8D
[01:33] Nami: They only serve the stakes nice and red.
[01:33] Nami: steaks*
[01:34] Nami: And as soon as you're done eating, everyone in the diner chips in for the bill.
[01:34] JohnnythePirate: And they buy you a taxi to get home
[01:35] JohnnythePirate: And when you get home they beat you.
[01:35] Nami: XD
[01:35] JohnnythePirate: And say come back soon!
[01:36] Nami: "Well, everyone else is, so you kind of have to. IT'S THE LAW."
[01:37] JohnnythePirate: Scott should make a comic out of this
[01:37] Nami: That he should.
[01:37] Nami: I CAN'T PAY THE ENTIRE DINER'S BILL. I'M ON FIXED INCOME, JERRY!
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Old 07-04-2009, 09:35 AM   #39
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This one had me rolling:

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[04:57] Veserius: This will probably massively amuse you to no end, Korlee is attemping to cyber with me, I thought you would like to know and hope you lol appropriately. I feel dirty.
[04:58] Nami: Oh.
[04:58] Nami: My.
[04:58] Nami: My.
[04:58] Nami: Oh.
[04:58] Nami: Oh.
[04:58] Nami: My.
[04:58] Nami: God.
[04:58] Veserius: right
[04:58] Nami: >>
[04:58] Nami: <<
[04:59] Nami: That, uhh...
[04:59] Nami: ...that is a conversation that needs saving.
[04:59] Nami: And proper distribution.
[04:59] Veserius: I cut it off
[04:59] Veserius: I have dignity
[04:59] Nami: You should've taken one for the team. 8D
[04:59] Veserius: I could have
[04:59] Nami: Yes, I am lawling.
[04:59] Veserius: but I would hate myself
[04:59] Nami: XD
[04:59] Veserius: I'll just headdesk again
[04:59] Nami: Dear God.
[05:00] Veserius: (2:49:41 AM) Korlee: Look into my eyes.
(2:49:52 AM) Korlee: ;p
(2:50:46 AM) Veserius: That would be kinda a cool trick over text
(2:51:23 AM) Korlee: How about this?
(2:51:28 AM) Korlee: "furry grope" haha!

[05:00] Veserius: WHY
[05:00] Nami: XD
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Old 07-04-2009, 10:01 AM   #40
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BRAND NEW!

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[12:47] Ingrid Archer: Where do I change my avatar and junk?
[12:50] Nami: Oh.
[12:50] Nami: User CP link.
[12:50] Nami: Top left.
[12:50] Ingrid Archer: oic
[12:53] Ingrid Archer: give me a bitchin job to put in my profile
[12:53] Ingrid Archer: like
[12:53] Ingrid Archer: cookie lady
[12:53] Ingrid Archer: or
[12:54] Ingrid Archer: professional whistler
[12:54] Ingrid Archer: or
[12:54] Nami: XD
[12:54] Nami: PUT...
[12:54] Ingrid Archer: kick teether
[12:54] Nami: Freckle Flicker.
[12:54] Ingrid Archer: or
[12:54] Ingrid Archer: HMMM
[12:55] Nami: YOU FLICK FRECKLES.
[12:55] Nami: For a frickin' freckle flicking living.
[13:01] Ingrid Archer: Say that five times fast
[13:02] Nami: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
[13:03] Ingrid Archer: DDD:
And I'm spent, as I'm sure I'm the only one who giggles at this stuff.
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Old 07-04-2009, 10:10 AM   #41
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That first one had me laughing pretty hard.
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Old 07-04-2009, 11:02 AM   #42
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[17:08] Veserius: He'a all over the place
[17:08] Veserius: Sometimes he's ashamed of how he's arbitrarily limiting himself
[17:08] Veserius: then other times he's super defensive about it
[17:10] Nami: He knows I'm right. It's why it annoys him to hear.
[17:10] Nami: Yeah.
[17:11] Nami: Guess it just depends on just how depressed he is on a given day.
[17:11] Veserius: given hour
[17:11] Veserius: he's all over the place
[17:12] Nami: Or how much he's spanked it by then.
[17:12] Veserius: Well sometimes masturbating hours on end leaves him feeling empty and other times he's quite pleased with how raw he'd made his member
[17:14] Veserius: I can honestly say I don't know what either situation feels like
[17:14] Nami: That's just empty, forced pride in his "work".
[17:15] Veserius: it is all he's got going for him. Also thats totally what I'm calling it now
[17:16] Veserius: I'm going to change my messenger status to Do not disturb - Working. And no one will be the wiser. if I message someone during the act they'll be impressed I took time out of my busy schedule for them.
[17:18] Nami: XD
[17:19] Veserius: Autoreply: Working
[17:19] Veserius: ^_~
[17:21] Nami: Hey man, how was work?
[17:21] Nami: Started pretty slow, but it picked up at the end.
[17:21] Nami: Wanna come to work with me tomorrow?
[17:22] Veserius: 8D
[17:22] Nami: None the wiser, indeed.
[17:23] Veserius: well until you invite them over to work and start doing the deed
[17:23] Veserius: but at least you'd get them there!
[17:25] Nami: Only if they'll come.
[17:26] Veserius: come
[17:29] Nami: Haaaaaa.
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Old 07-04-2009, 12:33 PM   #43
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I wish I had funny conversations like that.

I wish I had funny conversations.
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Old 07-04-2009, 12:38 PM   #44
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maybe you should talk to funnier people
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Old 07-04-2009, 07:39 PM   #45
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You: oh
You: my
Stranger: hi
You: GOODNESS
You: I haven't talked to you in forever!
You: What's up?!
Stranger: fine
Stranger: u
You: I am dandy
You: and waiting for something.
You: Also I am listening to Strangers Like Me by Phil Collins
Stranger: what is you name
You: My name is You
Stranger: from
You: the Internet
Stranger has disconnected.
Omegle's great.
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Old 07-04-2009, 07:43 PM   #46
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Your shit sucks.
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Old 07-04-2009, 07:48 PM   #47
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Old 07-04-2009, 08:02 PM   #48
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Not very many of these at all are "awesome."
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Old 07-04-2009, 08:47 PM   #49
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Mine are amazing. Like me. I am amazing.
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Old 07-04-2009, 09:09 PM   #50
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Oh, yes. Some things about you are very amazing.
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Old 07-05-2009, 12:06 AM   #51
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Not very many of these at all are "awesome."
I could start posting everything you say!
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Old 07-05-2009, 03:18 AM   #52
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Oh, yes. Some things about you are very amazing.
I'm just so amazing, you have no idea. So amazing.
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Old 07-05-2009, 05:39 PM   #53
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Catter says:
We going to play TF2?
BJ(J) says:
You always ask whenever I'm doing stuff with becca
Catter says:
Oh
Then I'm going for another walk
BJ(J) says:
well
Catter says:
No
Shut up
BJ(J) says:
I'll be willing to play later tonight
Catter says:
Faggot
God I hate you
Jake let's do it
BJ(J) "says:
Oh catter! <3
Catter says:
I can't stay mad at you baby
BJ(J) says:
You make me choke with laughter sometimes
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Old 07-06-2009, 01:55 PM   #54
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17:07<inthesto>: I can't even juggle with the jab shory
17:08 <Ves>: jab -> Hp is so easy
17:09 <Ves>: does shitty damage though as an anti air
17:09 <Ves>: only benefit is the meter building
17:09 <SuperDevil>: rar rar rar steet fighter talk rar rar rar
17:10 <inthesto>: The jab shoryu is going right through him
17:14 <Ves>: hey superdevil
17:15 <Ves>: FUCK YOU
17:15 <SuperDevil>:
I love how Sto talked more street fighter after I said that.
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I could start posting everything you say!
How would that rectify the problem?
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How would that rectify the problem?
Because if you channel enough amazing into a conversation it becomes awesome.
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Ves knows what's up.
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Because if you channel enough amazing into a conversation it becomes awesome.
You must not be aware of who we're talking about here. Forced and feigned amazing does not count.
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Riiiiiiiight.
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Old 07-06-2009, 02:25 PM   #60
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Riiiiiiiight.

And Ves, you should post some logs. Only saw you post the one and I know you have better than that.
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