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Old 02-17-2012, 11:16 AM   #31
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Nah, I have faith in this community.
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:17 AM   #32
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UPDATE TIME

Confessions will be posted sequentially as I receive them.

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i think i have a crush on nami

this is as perplexing to me as i imagine it would be to anyone reading this


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I have jacked off to so much weird shit, that regular porn doesn't cut it anymore. With that said I have a fear that because of this, I won't be able to get it up if I ever have sex.


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I don't care all too much if this remains anonymous, but I feel like it's a kind of funny confession to sort of kick off this confession thing.

This confession isn't Forum related; it's about the meanest thing I've ever done to someone else. Or at least the thing I've done in my life that I feel worst about.


Flash back to 3rd grade. I have just gotten Paper Mario, and I've been playing it every day after I get home from school. This game is the bomb. It's the best thing since the Oreo. If you tried to pull me away from this game, I would fight you, and I'd fight dirty - scratching and biting and kicks to the testicles. If you simply let me continue to play the came, however, I would be in a state of utter bliss. It provided me with nothing but happiness. That is until I got to Huff N. Puff.

Mr. Puff proved an insurmountable challenge to my 3rd grade self. Despite countless attempts to take him down with the aid of my favorite partner Sushie, I just couldn't prevail. And each time I failed, I became more and more bitter. Now when I picked up the controller instead of happiness I was consumed with anger and an intense craving to beat the everliving shit out of my living room floor. In order to help relieve some of this anger, I decided to vent to my friends at school about my video game frustrations. During said venting session, the weird kid from class over heard me, came over, and asked if we were talking about Paper Mario.

This kid and I had a little bit of a history. Since Pre-K he had been getting his mom to try and set up play-dates with me. For a while we did have play-dates, but eventually I stopped saying yes because I just really didn't want to hang out with him any more. But the play-date requests had kept coming - they had died down, yes, but every once in a while my mother would inform me of an invitation to go over to his house and play.

Anyway, we get to talking about Paper Mario, and I find out that this kid has already beaten Huff N. Puff. I was taken aback. Bewildered. Flabbergasted! At first I'm upset, but then I get an idea.

"Hey, do you want to have a play-date this Friday?" I ask.
And sure enough he says, "Yes."

So that Friday, I head over to his house, sporting some equipment that a third grader normally doesn't bring on a play-date. No, nothing sexual you perverts - it was my Paper Mario N64 Cartridge. I get to his house, and end up spending a good three hours there. The entire time, it's pretty clear that I'm not really enjoying myself, and don't really want to be there. To me this play-date is merely a stepping stone to my ultimate goal.

Time comes for my mother to take me home and I realize I need to make my move. I present my Paper Mario cartridge, and ask the kid if he can beat Huff N. Puff for me. And he of course, being optimistic and thinking that we're play-date level friends again, says yes and agrees to bring the cartridge with him to school on Monday.

Well come Monday, he gives me my cartridge back, and I say "thanks" and don't end up talking to him for the rest of the day. I get home shove that bad boy into my N64, and sure enough, the great Huff N. Puff is no more. Victory. My game, my beautiful Paper Mario, has been restored to is former glory as an unending fountain of joy from which I can drink.

And I never hang out with the kid again.

To this day, I feel like a gigantic ass about it. I fucking manipulated this kid, who was already in a rough spot socially, into thinking I was his friend, so he could beat part of a video game for me. And then I kick him to the curb once he's done his job. I still got invitations to play-dates after this happened. But I never said yes.

It's the meanest thing I've ever done to another human being, and I never even apologized.


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I must confess that I really like diapers. I've always wanted to wear some. That is my secret fetish I've never told anyone about.


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When I first joined here, and for the first couple of months, I had an intense fear
of getting banned. I would always sit there for an exorbitant amount of time
thinking of what to say and censoring myself. Now I realize how dumb that was,
but sometimes I still avoid saying things because I fear rejection. Sometimes I
feel like that is preventing me from becoming more a part of the other people
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:18 AM   #33
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Let's all jinx it.

Edit: Oh.
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:21 AM   #34
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To confessor #5, you won't get banned, just talk to people!
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:22 AM   #35
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Yah, mate. We're a very welcoming community.

And to the Paper Mario fella, don't feel bad. You were a kid. And besides, if that's the worst thing you've ever done to another person, then at least it wasn't anything that destroyed another person's life. Looking back on it, at least you regret it, right?
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:34 AM   #36
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I want to see tyler's secrets.
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:38 AM   #37
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No.2 should join in the no-fap Feb thing.
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:40 AM   #38
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God I hope someone confesses to knowing where all that Fanboys gold is buried. Years of digging and I haven't got a single nugget to show for it.
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:45 AM   #39
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Do we have to be anonymous? I could just type things up myself RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

Let me just go consume some sugar and I will be all over this like stink on a skunk.
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:45 AM   #40
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ALRIGHT IT WAS ME

I DID IT

HIS HEART IS HERE! UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS!

CAN'T YOU HEAR IT?!?!
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:46 AM   #41
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That's dang impressive. 3rd grade and you could already deceive people into doing your bidding. That's how you become the president.
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:49 AM   #42
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Do we have to be anonymous? I could just type things up myself RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

Let me just go consume some sugar and I will be all over this like stink on a skunk.
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You cannot post confessions here they will be deleted. If you wish to email them, that is fine.
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:50 AM   #43
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FINE. LET ME JUST GO AND DO YOUR MOUSE THING.
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:56 AM   #44
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I want to see tyler's secrets.
What if you already have?
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:57 AM   #45
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God I hope someone confesses to knowing where all that Fanboys gold is buried. Years of digging and I haven't got a single nugget to show for it.
I heard it's at the end of the grand thread.

But no one returns after clicking the last page link.
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:58 AM   #46
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Don't you realise? You've been making the gold this whole time!
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Old 02-17-2012, 12:28 PM   #47
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What if you already have?
I wish I knew which one you were! You have weirdest funnest ones to read most of the time.

ALSO PEOPLE POST MORE CONFESSIONS SO WE GET ANOTHER BATCH.

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Old 02-17-2012, 12:50 PM   #48
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BUT I DON'T WANT TO CONFESS ANYTHING

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Or maybe I already have.
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Old 02-17-2012, 12:54 PM   #49
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I ate the cookies from the cookie jar.

I'm a horrible person
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Old 02-17-2012, 12:56 PM   #50
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To confessor #5, you won't get banned, just talk to people!
I think I know who that one is. I think.

And confession #3 just depresses the shit out of me.
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Old 02-17-2012, 12:58 PM   #51
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That first one, Nami sent it in, didn't she? It's perfectly natural. We've all had our crush on Nami, even Nami.
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Old 02-17-2012, 01:00 PM   #52
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To confessor #5, you won't get banned, just talk to people!
Look at it this way, if I haven't been banned for being an annoying asshole, what chance do you have at being banned?
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Old 02-17-2012, 01:01 PM   #53
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I don't want to sound narcissistic, because really, what reason do I have to be? But that could be one of a handful people. It's happened since I got here. I have no idea who it could be and no idea why they feel that way. But it is what it is!

I think it's more likely someone's being a goof. Maybe.
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I ate the cookies from the cookie jar.

I'm a horrible person
I KNEW IT.

Cuff 'em, boys!
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Old 02-17-2012, 01:21 PM   #55
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There is no possible way that this can even hope to end well.
I was apprehensive last night but I really trust Ves' judgment on stuff like this.

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Note: if it becomes the bash a certain member thread subsequent emails about that member will not be fielded. this is about confessing things, not anonymous group hate. If you want to say that you dislike someone, just don't gang up on someone.
That really made me happy to see.
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Old 02-17-2012, 01:23 PM   #56
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it should say go for it after "dislike someone"
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Old 02-17-2012, 01:35 PM   #57
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UPDATE TIME

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I've been IMing with this girl for about 3 years now. In that time I've come to like her. The issue is that she lives in another country and is a lesbian. One night she asked me something, but I'm not quite sure if she was joking or not. She asked if I would get a sexchange. I kinda beat around the bush about it, saying stuff about how it was too late for Hormone therapy. But really I've thought about it before she has ever brought it up, and there's a part of me that wants to do it.


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I have always wondered why NikkiNack was banned (again?) ... Don't get me wrong, I know about the drama. I never said anything related to it because I am more of a 'keep it to myself' sort of guy. Since this is anonymous though, I feel more comfortable asking...


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it has always baffled me why there are SO many transgendered members on this forum. i'm pretty sure HALF the "girls" on this forum are dudes. seriously wtf??


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I have a hard time remembering my childhood, for most of it is blocked out. My father wasn’t the best person in the world, had his tantrums, his social problems and phobias. Do to his lovely personality flaws my family and I got the worst of it. Most of the things I can recall are based off of stories that could or could have not been exaggerated from my mommy and siblings that remember him.

My father had a problem with people loving others more than him. Which was sad for us for that means a lot of dead animals… My sister told me of a story of our family hiding kittens places to make sure he never found them. Or else he would become upset with those kittens. We hid the group of 4 kittens in a bucket in our very outstandingly messy bedroom. In a corner under a pile of clothing. There mewing though gave them away to our father.

He took my sister and I to the back of the house with the bucket of kittens. Took a gun and shot them all in front of us.

We also once had horses… which ran off due to ropes being cut off and our father shooting a gun to scare them away.

My mommy told me about how my sister and I had different punishment styles based on our reactions. My sister had physical punishment, belts, wooden spoons, any tool that can be used to spank and hit. I was sat down and told sad stories, yelled at, until I burst in tears. Which my father than would place the blame onto my mother, telling her it was all her fault I would cry. That her evil, vile, greediness is what made me upset.

I believe to myself this is the reason that today I can’t stare at people at people in the eyes, or talk about anything negative, become easily hurt by simple words. I have a horrible problem to the point I hold it as much as I can in until I have sudden melt downs over the smallest things.

My mother also told me about one time I once sat in a chair in the kitchen and was told to stay in the seat by my father as he aimed a gun to my mom and yelled at her about how horrible and wicked she was. My mom always had problems in the money department, and was the only one ever working while my dad did as he pleased. When ever getting a job, he just quits it do to several phobias. He had that one phobia of not wanting to be outside and instead in enclosed areas like our home. My mommy was upset over the fact he was mean and never worked to help with the family.

My mommy divorced him years later, and we all had restraining orders against him. I disappeared for 3 days once after that, my mommy told me my dad stole me for awhile I guess.

My older older sister told me how my dad kicked her out of our house along with my older older brother. My mom told them it wasn’t a safe place for them to live anymore. They went to go live with my aunt, both not graduating till later in their life. I have been told of them being starved. My dad locking up the fridges and freezers cupboards and such. Not allowing them to eat HIS food. My guess is he liked them less because they were not his children, they belonged to my mom’s previous abusive husband that was divorced. So they got the blunt end of the stick or however that saying goes…

I grew up through elementary and up without a father figure, only thing really just an older brother I would sometimes see.

I prob. Have other stories of him… but I don’t recall to many more that I have heard.

THE END. \o/


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feel like I'm falling in love with every chick on this forum. All they have to do is post something, say something, and I'm like "Goddamn I want to sit across a dinner table and hear that when I ask her how her day went."

Then they talk about their boyfriend, and I feel like I'm hopeless and going to be alone for the rest of my life.


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Sometimes I wonder what it's like to butcher my own dog. I'm afraid I might do it one day, if nobody would know about it.



I have had dreams involving rape and other members of this forum. I'm too ashamed to even name who they are.



My fetish for blue skin dates all the way back to Skeeter. Yeah, the guy from Doug.



I use character creation as a litmus test for new MMOs. If I can't get aroused from creating a female character, I don't play it.

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Old 02-17-2012, 01:41 PM   #58
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I have mixed feelings about these confessions...

#11 intrigues me to end though.
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I... Wow.
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Old 02-17-2012, 01:47 PM   #60
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Aye. Everything's suddenly cast aglow.

I'm debating reading confessions anymore. I'm not going to forget what I've read, even if I try.
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