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Old 01-28-2010, 05:05 PM   #31
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Fuck Apple's marketing team.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:05 PM   #32
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No Nami. Did you watch that ad? It just feels right... to hold the internet in your hands. It's the best web surfing instrument, the best movie watching experience. It's even better than sucking our dick.
But don't worry, you can keep sucking our dick regardless. In fact, it comes free with every purchase.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:06 PM   #33
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:06 PM   #34
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I have to say, though... the marketing works. Even me, I fucking hate Apple, and watching that, I'd like to try watching a movie on the thing.

I know better, though. I'm sitting in front of a device that is able to do exactly the same thing, with far more options. And it's four years old.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:07 PM   #35
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:08 PM   #36
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:09 PM   #37
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I laughed out loud. XD
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:09 PM   #38
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Actually, it's funny you should post that, Monocle. Take a look at this shit. Same dude who called the Wii "two Gamecubes duct taped together". The guy is such a tool.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:10 PM   #39
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I'd love that thing if someone gave one to me. But my money could go somewhere much better.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:11 PM   #40
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Looking in the comments, that's probably where you got the image. Silly me.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:11 PM   #41
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I'd love to not get someone a piece of shit.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:12 PM   #42
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iPad sounds like a redneck saying iPod.
Is silly.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:12 PM   #43
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Naw I got it from ED. I like this one too

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Old 01-28-2010, 05:13 PM   #44
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$829

That is just ... Wow. Even the $499 price point seems a tad absurd. You could get a netbook for less. And it'd do more.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:13 PM   #45
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HA!
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:13 PM   #46
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I don't know actually, what's wrong with me.

Why I hate apple so much. I hate them like Hitler hated the jews.

Maybe it's Jason Long acting like a smug little shit in those commercials. Maybe it's that my Ipod touch was an electronic dick with erectile dysfunction. Maybe I have issues I take out on them because of some incident involving the movie Blank Check.

But goddamn I hate apple.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:14 PM   #47
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laaaaaaaaawl at that price tag. Sorry Jobs, it doesn't work for you, only Sony.
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I hate everything about their marketing and people buying the brand.

But I love OS X.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:17 PM   #49
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I hate everything about their marketing and people buying the brand.
This. So this.

Not to say they don't have quality products. A little light on the features and closed off to outsiders, maybe. But they don't really make bad quality products. There was a time that I was looking at Macbooks, thinking about getting one. I didn't for two reasons: insane cost, and the fact that every program I wanted to run on it would only run on PC. Boot Camp was in beta at the time, and I was excited for that, until I really stopped to think about it... if I'm just gonna get a Mac to run Windows on, why the fuck don't I get a PC?

I'm sure the iPad will be a well put together piece of equipment, even if it is the most inane fucking thing the company has ever wrought.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:19 PM   #50
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More inane than the Newton?
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:21 PM   #51
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Maybe not, but that was before the iMac... i.e. when Apple became super hipster bullshit.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:25 PM   #52
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OMG THE COLOR!

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Old 01-28-2010, 05:26 PM   #53
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Are those vacuums?
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As much as the brushed steel is getting old, I'm so glad they ditched those colours.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:27 PM   #55
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It was almost like they took a cue from Nintendo.

And then it came full circle.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:28 PM   #56
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Seriously what the fuck is that
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The first iMacs
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As much as the brushed steel is getting old, I'm so glad they ditched those colours.
I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike those colors! Screw you and your graphic farts.

Also:
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:31 PM   #59
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Seriously what the fuck is that
we used those in our elementary school! They were the best. I had lots of good times playing bugdom and NANOSAUR.
DUDE.
IN NANOSAUR YOU WERE A DINOSAUR THAT HAD A JETPACK AND FOUGHT OTHER DINOASAURS.
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Old 01-28-2010, 05:33 PM   #60
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In my first school we had Acorn PCs. They were the shit.
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